Sunday 13 November 2011

Banging@Bong Volume I -- Reaching Sonagachi @ Seven Simple Steps

Sonagachi, one of the country’s largest red-light areas, resides in the city of joy, Kolkata.
NeelKamal, is the building, residing in Sonagachi, which is the home-ground for the best-yet-affordable hookers in Kolkata area.

This article will guide you in an easy to follow step-wise manner how to reach the place to get laid.
My following articles will detail down where to get laid, a critical analysis on Sonagachi and many tiny details which you need to keep in mind in order to have an hassle-free joy-ride...

Seven Simples Steps to reach Sonagachi, if you are new to Kolkata :

Step One: You should take Metro (tube rail) and drop at Sovabazar-sutanuti Metro station.

Step Two: Ask for the exit gate towards Gray Street and Central Avenue and follow the way.

Step Three: When you reach the exit gate, you could see a wine shop at the left hand side. That's the landmark, you have got the right way. If you don't see it, be sure , you have not followed the exact exit gate.

Step Four: Now if you have come out through the right way, then cross the Gray Street (narrower road, with tram line), and walk through the Central Avenue (Wider road) towards south.

Step Five: You will see a small temple in just between the Central avenue, understand that you are moving toward north, not south. Turn around and walk towards south. Follow the left footpath to see properly of the right side.

Step Six: After a walk of 2 to 3 minutes, you could see a Petrol Pump on the right hand side. The Sonagachi Area starts from here. Walk a bit more, and you would see the Showroom of Exide Batterry, then an another Petrol Pump. Sonagachi area ends here.

Step Seven: Now, you could also see the pimps standing over the road , before the Petrol Pumps and Exide showroom. have a cigarratte or a cold drink , be cool and then cross the road for the pimps.

For more details refer to my article Banging@Bong -- Volume II.

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I am a lazy Bengali nerd. In Bengali, ONG BONG CHONG refers to something which refers to nothing. It basically originated from the frustration of deciphering what a priest chants in Sanskrit during a PUJO (worshiping a deity). This blog is an organized chaos. Happy reading.